Brand messaging & positioning by aliens, for aliens. 👽 (Contains Star Trek 🖖 references, cursing, and the illicit confessions of a 10+ year recovering addict)
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Hey Reader, If I were to overhaul your whole funnel myself (and you know I'd love to,) optimise all the messaging, tweak the offers, redo landing pages, email subject lines, and more, it would run you at least £3-4K these days. But I've distilled all that into my Unseen to Unmissable system, and infused it into my UnFuck Your Funnel course which I'm running LIVE with implementation/ Q&A sessions for just £497. That's like an 87% discount. Why TF would I do that?People are asking, and I'm gonna tell you. Reason one: to build reciprocity. I know my system works, and if I can help you make more money and serve more people, that's better for everyone. Reason two: my ascension path works. I've never had a client do just one project with me- people always come back for more. Reason three: I'm working smarter, not harder. I can't be bothered to do a whole big launch with all the fancy bells and whistles- I'll save that energy for my clients. For the moment, I'm excited to do this my way, and to get other people excited too. That's enough. Reason four: I want you to have wicked results. Depending on your offer structure, you're looking at 3X- 10X or more ROI for your £497 investment. I want you to be thrilled with what you achieve. All the experts I work with are surrounded by the bodies of forgotten offers and disparate email flows.Instead of reinventing the wheel every time, you need a system that attracts leads and converts them into buyers while you sleep, building a pipeline for your Next Big Thing or filling the churn when a few people leave your membership. And I know this will do that. I want it to be a no-brainer for you, too. This is your ONLY chance this year to attend LIVE weekly training and implementation sessions with me. After this, the course will be self-study until I update the content in a year. Get your funnel optimised to convert leads to clients in just 6 weeks- we'll be done by 5 August. We start 1 July. You in? Join us here. Okay love you bye, This email was written by me, a human- not AI 😘 P.S. Get my help to optimise your funnel in just 6 weeks, in real time, for £497 or 2 payments of £250. (One to one funnel work starts at £3-4K.)Get warm leads delivered to your inbox daily by 5 August. This is your ONLY chance to do this LIVE alongside me this year. We start 1 July. It's time to UnFuck Your Funnel. |
Brand messaging & positioning by aliens, for aliens. 👽 (Contains Star Trek 🖖 references, cursing, and the illicit confessions of a 10+ year recovering addict)